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We say \"ish\" as it\u0027s hard to get accurate measurements and the exact route of the course varies depending on weather conditions. Please don\u0027t complain if you find you have run 19 or even 20 miles. Do complain if you have run 17.9.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the purpose of the race?\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo break you, to hurt you and to make you swear at us at the end. We\u0027ve deliberately made it as hard as possible whilst remaining safe, if there are two ways up a hill, an easy way or a hard way, we\u0027ve chosen the hard way.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy in God\u0027s name would you do that!?\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy in God\u0027s name would we not? The harder we make it, the more you will like it. Why follow a path when there\u0027s perfectly good off piste?\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre you lot all sadists!\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuite possibly. But there\u0027s a beer tent. That\u0027s not the act of a sadist. An alcohol free beer tent- now that would be cruel (and pointless and will happen over my cold dead body)\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this FAQ have any useful information?\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlikely.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I transfer my number to someone else?\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSure, why the hell not? Are you too scared? Is that it? Bitten off more than you can chew have you? Go on, go home crying to mummy.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eT\u003cstrong\u003ehis FAQ is getting quite aggressive.\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSorry. Btw that\u0027s not a question.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I transfer my number?\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow do you think? By carrier pigeon....\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAggressive again\u003c/strong\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSorry, just drop us an email at least a couple of weeks before. The new runner will have to sign a disclaimer to say they won\u0027t sue us if they die.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat should I wear on my feet?\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre you an idiot?\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt\u003cstrong\u003e\u0027s my job to ask the questions. What should I wear on my feet?\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFlip flops.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReally?\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. You\u0027re an idiot. Wear trail shoes of course.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo I need to take my own water?\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere\u0027s rivers to run through, drink from there.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSo no water stations\u003c/strong\u003e.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOh alright. Yes there are water and feeding stations. At least 5 but if its hot we\u0027ll chuck a couple of extra out on the course. It wouldn\u0027t hurt to take your own water and gels etc. But they must be marked with your race number, We will check this at the start and you will be DSQ if not marked. You will also be DSQ if our sweepers find any of your litter.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI like it when you\u0027re sensible. What facilities are available on sit\u003c/strong\u003ee?\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI\u0027ve said there\u0027s a beer tent. You want more? Ok there\u0027s food and drink after the race, toilets and bag storage. There\u0027s no showers but there is a lovely stream running through the grounds. I like a nice paddle after a monster run\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou\u0027re a softie really aren\u0027t you?\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes.\u003c/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo you have a question for our passive aggressive race director? 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